Sunday, August 31, 2008

In Defense of Free Speech

Alex Jones is a radio talk show host and documentary film maker based in Austin, Texas. He is a paleo-conservative, and he investigates political and social figureheads around America in order to uncover the inner workings of American and likewise global political structure.

While I don’t agree with him on many things, I do respect him and trust him as a news source. He claims and appears to be a Christian, and he frequently mentions the God of the Bible on his radio show.

Michelle Malkin is one of the people that Alex Jones has investigated, and he isn’t exactly thrilled about her.

Malkin wrote a book, “In Defense of Internment” in 2004, explaining why she thinks Americans should be put in camps due to their “ethnicity”. She compares and defends the internment of U.S. citizens during WWII with the modern “War on Terror”. She also defends the governments use of un-Constitutional measures to "ensure our safety".

It is unquestionably illegal and un-American to lock up legal citizens simply because of their ancestry. While I understand the reasoning for it in the past, there is no excuse for it, then or now. Just my opinion, but I think I’m right.

Alex Jones confronted Michelle Malkin on her controversial views at the DNC protests. The exact details are sketchy, and I don't want to get any of the facts or timelines wrong, so I’ll let the videos speak for themselves. These videos are taken from different angles.

To be honest, I saw Malkin on FOX News years ago, and I always liked her seemingly "conservative" views, but this was before I knew about her Fascist ideologies.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Rights Not Enumerated III

I stood in line at the Sporting Goods counter at Wal*Mart again, this time for the final scrap of paper that allows me to hunt. The clerk was about twenty years old, probably a college student.

My Dad went too; he needed a Hunting License and HIP Stamp, while I only needed the stamp.

The clerk first asked Dad for his ID, then began the mandatory interrogation:

"How many geese did you shoot last year?"
"Any ducks?"
"Sandhill Cranes?"

The clerk then handed him his new papers, and turned to me to ask for my ID.
I gave him my Apprentice License, and he proceeded to ask me the same questions as before, but he stopped himself when he saw my eyes glaze over.

"I'm required to ask you the same questions."
"Well, I didn't shoot anything last year. I did even worse than he did!"
At that he quipped, "So, they shot back at you, huh?"

He finally gave me my little card, so now I'm done with it...until I go for my deer tag in a few weeks, and then my Hunter Education Card either next month or this time next year!

Anyway, Monday begins the great dove hunting season, and I'm sure to drop a few. Many people would say "harvest a few", but I don't have to be PC on my own blog.

I may post a video of my hunting adventures...we'll see.

Rally for the Republic!

Ron Paul will be the main speaker on the 2nd of September at his alternate convention in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

This alternative convention will be held August 31 - September 2, coinciding with the Republican National Convention (Sept. 1-4.) in Minneapolis’ twin city of St. Paul. (<---Interesting!)

Ron Paul’s convention will be called “Rally for the Republic”.

The “Restore the Republic” image on the sidebar is now linkable to the official website.

With Tucker Carlson as emcee, and speakers such as Barry Goldwater Jr. and Lew Rockwell, things could get interesting!

Besides, I think Ron Paul’s campaign needs some closure, and now, he’ll go out with banners flying!

Friday, August 29, 2008


The presumptive nominee of the Praetorian-Wolf Party has chosen his running mate, the Governor of Alaska. Now, this governor has previously stated on FOX News that she's not worried about being VP right now, she's only concerned about how Alaska can better serve the United States.

Now, I don't know which is more disturbing: a governor that prefers serving the central government over retaining state sovereignty, or the fact that JOHN MCCAIN JUST CHOSE A FEMALE VICE PRESIDENT!!! Pardon my outburst. Yes, indeed, McCain's VP pick is Sarah Palin. While she is ultra-conservative, government is one of the places that is given specifically to man.

So, here America sits in a political war between Fascism and Socialism. Or is it war at all?
Is it not true that both major political parties are merely two sides of the same coin?

As a side note, I'm sorely disappointed by the Libertarian Party candidate, Bob Barr. He was formerly employed by the CIA, and issues have arisen concerning his morality.

I highly support the Constitution Party candidate, Chuck Baldwin, though; an uncompromising Christian leader who supports the Constitution and adheres to the original intent thereof. Could he get any better?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Vote Da! For Presidento Barackoi Obamakov U.S.S.A. '08

Does Glenn Beck know how write a parody song or what!
This reminds me of a video I did.


"All hail the 'messiah', Obama, Obama,
The path to the New Socialist Motherland,
Our 'savior', our 'saviour', Obama, Obama,
The leader more famous than Lindsey Lohan."

"Bow down and praise 'the one',
give him your money and your guns.
"Give us a country that makes your wife proud,
'Lord Barry' heal the bitter ones:
white and clinging to faith and to guns."

"Hope for the change
of the hope of the change!"

(Please let me know if the video won't load.)

Sunday, August 24, 2008

To Uphold and Defend

These policemen violated and abused the 4th & 10th Amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

These sorts of things are happening all over America. Anywhere there's a roadblock checkpoint, there's another freedom being trampled.

A policeman's first duty is to the Constitution.

Remind them of their oath.

Friday, August 22, 2008


Please, get her out of my state! Is it too much to ask for change?
Gov. Kathleen Sebelius revels in killing innocent children, banishing the God-given right to protection, and eliminating hunting in general. She also attended Bilderburg last year.

Obama and Sebelius are equally yolked.
If The Obamanation of Desolation has any heart, he will free Kansas of its gubernatorial burden, and choose Sebelius the Terrible as his VP pick.

Oh yeah...Ron Paul for Governor of Kansas!

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Belligerent Vermin

Our small farm has been plagued over the past year by filthy scoundrels of all sorts: cats, coons, and coyotes. (Also possums, but I didn’t want to interrupt the alliteration.)
The dirty thieves have been making off with egg and chick alike.

We’ve nabbed a few of the wily intruders, such as a couple of cats and a few possums, rest their souls. But the one critter yet to be whipped is the infamous coyote.

Those rascals have made several appearances over the past several months, with us never even knowing they were there until we looked out the window.

The first time we saw one, it was just standing there outside the window, looking for the weaker prey item.

We chased after it (anyone who‘s ever tried to nab a coyote knows how that usually goes), but to no avail. We may have hit him on the run with our small-arms fire, but if we did, it didn’t show. The next time we saw one, it was making off with a small chicken in the front yard. It too got away.

About a week ago, my Dad was casually going to and fro outside when a commotion of clamoring chickens startled him. Sure enough, running right for him was a hen being chased by a coyote. Not wanting to leave the chicken to be eaten, instead of running inside to get a gun, he rushed towards the coyote. The old song-dog saw him coming towards him and casually trotted away; that’s a bad sign.

That coyote should have darted away instead of trotting.

Oh well, the more brazen they are, the easier it will be to drop them.

The next time such a haughty mongrel appears, he will be met with the resounding clash of arms.

Check back for updates.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Rights Not Enumerated II

I finally attained my Apprentice License today, so that I can at least go dove hunting before I take the Hunter Education Course.

Of course, I forgot that I left all my relevant ID at home, so I thought that I would have to get it another time. My Dad told me that I was already in the computer, so I could probably just give them my Social Security number and get it anyway. I agreed to try it.

This all took place at the Sporting Goods section at Wal*Mart, so I got an inexperienced dude that never did anything like this before. I never have forgiven Wal*Mart for them halting the sale of firearms, but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

After typing around on his computer for awhile, he asked if I had any ID, and I answered “No,”.

He typed awhile longer and asked for my Social Security number.
I told him my number, hoping no one of questionable legal status was listening in.
BTW, what’s the Spanish word for “eavesdropping”?

He asked for my date of birth, and I told him, “August 30, 1991.”.
He stopped typing and gently shook his head saying, “Um…uh… that would be…uh…”
I knew what he was stammering on about, he couldn’t think of the system format number for August 30.

Dad eventually said, “That would be: 08/30/91.”

“Oh, yeah.”

He typed some more, and eventually printed out the license. I signed it, and after the twenty dollars and fifty cents worth of filthy lucre changed hands, the deed was done.

Dad remembered only after we got home that before I go hunting, I have to get an HIP Stamp for hunting doves. That amounts to an extra fifty cents worth of filthy lucre, to be forfeited another day.

And so, I have thusly realized that the whole of state-run hunting is a racket.

Basically, I have begged my owners for permission to go hunting.

The governor (read: Marxist Dictator) of Kansas, Kathleen Sebelius, is anti-hunter, so I must plead to my overlords in order to hunt:

“Mother Superior, may I please go a-hunting?”

“Have you successfully passed the running of the gauntlet?”


“Have you given tithe unto the State?”


“Have you rendered unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s?”

“Yea, threefold.”

“Then you may hunt, my child, after you pay the Agent Fee.”

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Frogs in Water

Helena, Arkansas has instituted a citywide 24 hour curfew on all residents regardless of age.
One must have a legitimate reason for being outside of one’s house, even if they are on their own property, or they will be sent back in or arrested.

No, I did not make a typographical error, or misunderstand the circumstances; there is, indeed, a 24 hour curfew for all residents of Helena, Arkansas.

The stated reason for this is the high drug trafficking and other such crimes.
The mayor of Helena said that this is to send a message to the criminals that “they don’t own the town, the taxpayers do”.

I am trying to imagine how it is that not allowing private citizens to go out into their own yard on a sunny day is supposed to show that the citizens are in control.

Have you ever watched the reality television show “COPS”?
Have you ever noticed that they will sit and wait until somebody goes to a “known drug house” or “known drug area” before stopping and arresting them? Well, that’s a great idea! Now, they’ll catch more baddies!

That’s like somebody watching a fire at a mall just so they can slap the wrist of any child that gets to close.
Couldn’t they just put out the fire?

No, that would spoil the big picture.

You see, it’s called “Incrementalism”. If you put a frog in a pot of water, and slowly turn up the heat, the frog will eventually boil to death without feeling a thing, because he is cold-blooded, and his body will adapt to the surrounding environment. It eventually gets to a point where the environment cannot sustain life, and the frog dies.

They are slowly, by design, taking a little bit of that freedom, and a little bit of that liberty, trying not to disturb the sensitive American mindset.

Now, to what end is this plan? What’s the endgame?
The end result for the frog is…a boiled frog.
The end result for America is…what?

I don’t know.

We can only study the facts, and hypothesize the results. Many have done this, with some guessing better than others.

“Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.” ~George Orwell

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Strangefire: The Audacity of Pope

Excerpts taken from Matthew, 1 Samuel, Leviticus, and John. KJV:

But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries (garrisoned fortifications),

and enlarge the borders of their garments,

and love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the synagogues,

But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, [even] Christ; and all ye are brethren.
Neither be ye called masters: for one is your Master, [even] Christ.
But he that is greatest among you shall be your servant.

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte (convert), and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead [men's] bones, and of all uncleanness."

Is the God of the Bible pleased with these men?
Does He advocate such a blatant mockery of the Throne of God?
Does He accept the practice of strutting about like pompous peacocks while pretending to be "Men of God"?

What of the Rosary?
"But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen [do]: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking."

What of calling priests "Father"?
"And call no [man] your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven."

What of asking a priest for the forgiveness of sin?
"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

What of referring to the Pope as "Holy Father"?
"[There is] none holy as the LORD: for [there is] none beside thee: neither [is there] any rock like our God."

"And Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took either of them his censer, and put fire therein, and put incense thereon, and offered strange fire before the LORD, which he commanded them not. And there went out fire from the LORD, and devoured them, and they died before the LORD."

ONLY the Holy Bible is the Word of God. There is no other book, tradition, or man that can replace or act as the Word of God.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Rights Not Enumerated

In 2004, it was Kansas law that one must have a “Bowhunter Education Card” to get a license to hunt with a bow legally. To attain such a card, one must attend the “Bowhunter Education Course”. The courses ran for 10 to 12 hours, and took place in a classroom.

So, attend I did. My Dad and I both went to the Hunter Indoctrination Center to become good subjects of the crown.

For 10 to 12 hours (everything went blank for awhile, so I’m not sure.), we sat and listened to the instructors explain how nobody knows how to hunt, only professionals; nobody knows anything about the outdoors, only trained personnel; nobody knows anything about “Shot Placement”, only Medical Doctors and Anatomists.

Ignorant though we were, we received professional help to overcome our stupidity and unethical tendencies.

“Redundancy” was their motto (no joke; I‘m dead serious.), and with this motto, they admittedly and deliberately said the same thing over and over and over, to break through the wall of our stubbornness.

Thank you for being there, my loving Government! I could have never hunted the right way without you!

*Brainwashing wearing off*

In 2007, it became no longer necessary to take the Bowhunter Education Course to go hunting.

To think: I could have waited.

Oh well, at least nobody else has to take that bad old course, right?
Not so fast, you rebellious snippet!

It is now required to take a “Hunter Education Course” in order to attain a Hunting License for anyone 16 years or older. Courses are required to last at least 10 hours, with some averaging 12. Having taken a Bowhunter Education Course and owning a Bowhunter Education Card, I don’t have to take the course, do I?

Yes, I do. Anyone between the ages of 16 and 50 must have a Hunter Education Card to get any Hunting License; Bowhunter Education Card notwithstanding.

I may be attending the very same building that I did for Bowhunting, when I turn myself in for indoctrination.

I’m going it alone this time, as my Dad does not have to attend. I’ll take notes while I’m there, for blogging purposes.

They may try to parent me while I’m there, and act like I'm their child, but I’ll just tell them I already have a Father and he already taught me how to hunt.

As I’m dragged into the indoctrination room, perhaps my compatriots-in-arms and I will be singing “America, the Beautiful”, as a final insult to their Socialist scheme.

If I don’t return, remember my final words:
“Avenge me, boys -- AVENGE ME!!!”

UPDATE: 8/12: I have decided to take a detour on the Road of Misery, and will be purchasing an Apprentice License, which exempts me from taking a course. Said license may only ever be purchased once, and lasts only until the end of the year. There will be no local Hunter Education classes until October, and I'm going dove hunting in September, so I'm all but forced to do this! You will have to wait until next year to get the full report of the Hunter Indoctrination class, as I will not be attending.

Guangzhou! Gesundheit.

Guangzhou, a Communist city in Communist China, has banned all motorcycles because of crime and pollution.

Take a moment to let that sink in, if you must.

Yes, we have no motorcycles in Guangzhou.
And, as they say, as Guangzhou goes, so goes the world.

They say that there were too many muggings committed with motorcycles as the getaway vehicle, so they banned them. Hmm.

Oh, and they also contributed to pollution, and thus, to global warming.
So, that makes it all better!

Since it is a scientific fact that the Earth’s climate has been alternating between hot and cold ever since Adam officially left the keys at the gate to the ever so clich├ęd Garden of Eden, why in the world would any reasoning Human Being actually think that global warming is new to the Earth?

But, I digress.

Let us never forget the tyranny and despotism of China, Britain, Germany, Russia, France, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and New York.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Political Party Poll, Plus: Parentheses

I'm going to go ahead and do an exit poll on myself; you can too, if you want to comment.

I went with Constitutionalist.
I thought about it for awhile, because I couldn't decide between Constitutionalist and Libertarian, but I just went ahead and voted Constitutionalist.

Libertarianism is more about being left alone, doing your own thing, and nobody gets hurt.
That's why I like 'em! They're all about "Don't Tread on Me", and so am I.

Maybe I would call myself a "Constitutionalist/Libertarian".
In parentheses, that would be "(C/L)".

Maybe I would just call myself an American.
Yeah, that sounds better. Would that be "(A)", or "(Ame.)"?

I think Liberal would be "(F)". Democrat should be "(D-)".

Saturday, August 02, 2008


Well, that was fast, and there's quite a margin: four to one!

We have a land-slide on the side of the C.S.A.

Thanks for participating!

I'll have to cook up another poll. Any suggestions for a topic?

Friday, August 01, 2008

Jayhawked! Just to be Clear

Somebody out there is probably wondering why someone who claims to support States’ Rights and the C.S.A. would call himself a “Jayhawker”.

Well, I’ll tell you.

A Jayhawk is a mythical mix between a Jay and a Sparrow Hawk. It can be characterized as a bird that is very outspoken, but as quick and stealthy as the wind.

Now, when speaking of “the Jayhawkers” of the Civil War, one would almost always be referring to the Yankee guerilla raiders that would pillage and plunder the Missouri/Kansas border.
Remember: the victor writes the history, and the defeated write the songs.

The truth is, “Border Ruffians” on both sides called themselves “Jayhawkers”, because Jayhawker is just a term meaning “a guerilla raider from Kansas”!

The first utterance of the word “Jayhawk” was in the first couple of decades prior to the War Between the States. To use Jayhawk in a sentence, one might say: “I wouldn’t trust that Jayhawker to saddle my horse!” or, “You wouldn’t want to pick a fight with that Jayhawk!”.
Jayhawker just basically meant someone you didn’t mess with, or trust to watch your horse.

Some “Bleeding Kansas” Jayhawkers were for slavery; I am not.
Some Civil War Jayhawkers were for the Union; I’m for the Confederacy.

Regardless, the dictionary currently defines a Jayhawker as a resident of Kansas, and I certainly fit that definition.

BTW, non-Kansans might not know the Kansas University official chant: "Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk".

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