Saturday, August 09, 2008

Guangzhou! Gesundheit.

Guangzhou, a Communist city in Communist China, has banned all motorcycles because of crime and pollution.

Take a moment to let that sink in, if you must.

Yes, we have no motorcycles in Guangzhou.
And, as they say, as Guangzhou goes, so goes the world.

They say that there were too many muggings committed with motorcycles as the getaway vehicle, so they banned them. Hmm.

Oh, and they also contributed to pollution, and thus, to global warming.
So, that makes it all better!

Since it is a scientific fact that the Earth’s climate has been alternating between hot and cold ever since Adam officially left the keys at the gate to the ever so clich├ęd Garden of Eden, why in the world would any reasoning Human Being actually think that global warming is new to the Earth?

But, I digress.

Let us never forget the tyranny and despotism of China, Britain, Germany, Russia, France, Chicago, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and New York.

2 comments:

Stephen Boyd said...

Very interesting!

I just want to let all y'all know: we experienced global warming this past weekend at the beach....when it got down to 50...and that's in the middle of AUGUST!!!

Son3 said...

Did you notice that all of the Global Warming people won't call it Global Warming anymore?

Now, it's "Climate Change".

Why is that? Is it because we are only now coming out of a natural sunspot cycle?

This was the wettest summer any of us here have ever seen. I read that this area of Kansas had a 16 month period of no rain back in the 1860's.

No "carbon emmisions" back then!

It's all about ruling over every aspect of our lives.

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