Sunday, October 31, 2010

The Headlines - in 15 Words

My take on the recent news headlines in 15 words or less for each story:

Fear, Sanity, and Laughs at DC Rally

What is the liberal progressive response to conservatism becoming popular again? Mockery and contempt!

Conway Coverup: Rand Paul Opponent Involved in Obstruction of Justice

The one thing voters hate more than mudslinging is hypocrisy. But I just love irony.

ADHD Misdiagnosed In Nearly 1 Million U.S. Kids Say Researchers

I had a clever comment, but I forgot what it was. Good job, modern science!

Do You Know the Two Constitutional Questions on the Kansas Ballot?

1. Clarifies our right to own firearms. 2. Allows mental patients to vote... Democrats need more votes.

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