¿Dónde Está la Partida de Nacimiento?

Even the thorough and discreet search of the President's pockets by a young, Mexican lad - the best in the business...



... could not produce tangible proof of his natural-born citizenship.

NOTE: Please pardon the use of the Dreaded Tongue in the title of the post, but it means, "Where is the Birth Certificate?" I'm not particularly fond of Spanish, as it tastes as poison in my mouth. Besides that, they put question marks upside down. That little booger hugging Soetoro is Calderón's son, and I think his name is Luis Felipe. He wants to grow up and be a corrupt moocher just like his pappy. Mexico wants to keep up a steady relationship with us, because they only have about 260,000 military personnel (which we mostly equip and train), compared to our 1.4 million. Mexico would have more, but they only have three Dodge vans with which to transport them.

Rambo V: Battle for Justice?

Not being into the whole "Rambo" craze, it is odd of me to take interest in the newest addition to the collection of Sylvester Stallone's filmography.

The plot of Rambo V, however, caught my attention. Sylvester is getting on in years, and it is a little unusual for a 63 year old man to be fighting bloody wars of valor; perhaps that's why I was so intrigued to hear about this new film of his.

According to initial reports, the sketchy details about the plot of his 2011 film has him hunting down the drug-traffickers of Mexico in search of an "abducted Mexican girl". A noble cause, no?

That is, until I realized who might be playing the girl...

(...Possible "spoiler" coming up...)

Sonia Sotomayor

¡Santa Maria!

The lack of details require speculation, but I'm just saying... the age is right, and she's one wise, Latina woman. She and Sylvester would look great together on the screen.

"Latina" is Mexican, isn't it?

What is Happening to My Home on the Range?

(Kathleen Sebelius, Criminal against Humanity and Former Governor of Kansas)

Well, former governor Kathleen Sebelius is a defendant in a bioterrorism and mass murder case, and FEMA is doing drills in which they get to use "spy drones" during an emergency, as Kansas is the only state that allows such a thing.

Huzzah for the person who got Sebelius, and drat the luck for FEMA Region VII.

In what region are you?

Obama, the Great Dictator?

I know this is unlike me, posting comedic videos like this, but I couldn't help but think of Obama when I saw it. From Charlie Chaplin's The Great Dictator:



(I'd recommend the movie, though it contains very Communistic sentiments at the end.)



Obama shares many characteristics with Hitler, including his almost hypnotic speaking ability, his emphasis on hope and change, his emphasis on government ownership of industry, and wanting to be constantly fueling his foreign wars. (Afghanistan, Iraq)

He has a cult following similar to Hitler's, he is pushing for brownshirt-like mandatory assemblies of young people as a second military, and he is for the extermination of innocent lives.

Did Hitler ever use teleprompters?

Gloria Allred Loves Eugenicists

What sort of classless person must Gloria Allred be to proudly display such a button as this?

"I LOVE PRO-CHOICE DOCS"

(Picture taken at George Tiller's Funeral)

What kind of miserable person would display this? What despicable abominations must be going on in that woman's head? What sort of demonic forces must be at work in her soul?

Such evil. Many don't use the word "evil" anymore, at least not in the way it should be used. I never knew before seeing her with that button that Gloria Allred was that sort of an evil person. Does she love Josef Mengele with an equal affection?

I only hope she doesn't realize what she is saying with that button. I hope she will change her heart before she eventually leaves this earth.

Straining at Gnats, Swallowing Camels

"This is the first link to all humans," Hurum, of the Natural History Museum in Oslo, Norway, said in a statement. Ida represents "the closest thing we can get to a direct ancestor." ~National Geographic
So, they're calling this little critter "Ida", lauding it as the "missing link".

Prior to this find, they knew they were looking for something, but had no clue as to its location, didn't know what it looked like, couldn't tell you how old it is, never saw it before, and had no proof of its existence; so what do they list it as? Missing!

Is that scientific?

Oh, but they found it now! Honest!

They've apparently kept it under wraps for two years while they studied it, just to make sure.

Well, pardon my... "skepticism", but isn't that a lemur of some sort, not an ape-man?
Honestly, it looks almost like a cat to me, but I know it is a monkey.

Evolution has always puzzled me, because I can't figure out how a grown adult of the Western culture can believe whales used to have legs but they fell off when they went swimming.

Or, giraffes have long necks because they stretched them so much while eating leaves.

The first giraffe had a short neck, didn't get to eat anything, so he died. Since he didn't have any offspring, it was the other giraffes who saw his shortcomings and decided to evolve longer necks.

Much effort on the part of the giraffes took place, but they slowly, over a few zillion years, got longer necks.

Ah, but a problem appeared! All the giraffes died because their hearts weren't big enough to get blood to their brains. Oh, except one, or I guess two, that saw all the other giraffes passing out, so they quickly, over a zillion years, evolved larger hearts to accommodate.

So they now have 22 pound hearts that pump massive amounts of blood to supply the brain.

Uh oh, another problem! All the giraffes' brains blew out their ears when they lowered their heads for a drink, due to the enormous blood pressure. Except one or two that didn't drink anything for a few zillion years so they can have enough time to evolve rete mirabile, the blood vessel system that uses "countercurrent blood flow ", basically a sponge, to maintain a stable amount of pressure to the brain.

Alright, the giraffes can now drink without fear of brain explosions!

Oh no, another problem! There's a pride of lions charging at the drinking giraffes! As soon as all the giraffes lift their heads to run, however, they die of heart failure because the sponge is still withholding a large amount of blood. Several giraffes did not lift their heads, seeing how dangerous it is to do so, and instead got eaten by the lions, except one or two that managed to be overlooked.

These remaining giraffes evolved, over only a half of a zillion years, the part of the sponge that drains the blood, thus maintaining perfect balance and pressure.

There was also a little spurt of evolution about their legs' capillaries bursting due to the extreme pressure on them, but Evolution, being a wise ol' fella, soon provided the giraffes with g-suit-like skin on their legs to keep them from exploding.

And Evolution isn't a faith?

Back to the topic at hand:

If this is the link, and I know it isn't, how can it be in the lineage of (according to "them") the most successful mammal on earth, but they've only found one in the entire history of paleontology? Where's the rest of them? Didn't he have a mother?

I think they should look for a tattoo.

"O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane [and] vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:" ~1 Timothy 6:20

"[Ye] blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel." ~Matthew 23:24

Alan Keyes Arrested Protesting Abortion

Alan Keyes was arrested along with several others while protesting abortion on the Notre Dame campus.
I have always supported Alan Keyes, as he is a great American, and I hope the full details of his arrest will quickly be made public. This sort of thing will only continue as the Socialist takeover continues over the coming months and years.

Name that Belt-Buckle

Can you identify the man wearing this belt-buckle?
Go ahead and guess.

Answer coming soon!

Of Men and Apes

I was always amazed at George Bush's resemblance to a chimpanzee, especially during his earlier years as governor of Texas.

Even Democrats noticed and mentioned it.

Someone went so far as to make a shirt that shows the similarities.

Now, we have another President-Primate lookalike, though a little more specific this time.

I hadn't noticed before a few months ago, when it was brought to my attention by a news story of a man being labeled a "racist" for making these shirts:

There were demonstrations and protests outside the man's business, because he was selling these shirts. The creator of the shirts said, "Look at him . . . the hairline, the ears — he looks just like Curious George."

Why is it wrong to make the Obama/Curious George comparison, but not to make the Bush/Chimp comparison?

Let's put this into better perspective:

"Man 'A' looks like a monkey."

"Man 'B' looks like a monkey."

Which statement is objectionable? Neither?

Now, let's add a little more information.

"Man 'A' is a Republican, and he looks like a monkey."

"Man 'B' is a Democrat, and he looks like a monkey."

Anything objectionable yet?

Let's continue.

"Man 'A' is from Texas, and he looks like a monkey."

"Man 'B' is from Illinois, and he looks like a monkey."

Objection, anyone?

Continuing.

"Man 'A' speaks with a "Texan" accent, and he looks like a monkey."

"Man 'B' speaks with a "Northern" accent, and he looks like a monkey."

Still no complaints?

"Man 'A' has served as President, and he looks like a monkey."

"Man 'B' will serve as President, and he looks like a monkey."

The silence is deafening.

One last thing...

"Man 'A' has a light-skinned mother and a light-skinned father, and he looks like a monkey."

"Man 'B' has a light-skinned mother and a dark-skinned father, and he looks like a monkey."

"RACIST!!!"

Why? Would this have anything to do with the differing amounts of melanin in the skin of man "A" and the skin of man "B"?

Their politics, states of origin, speech patterns, and public offices had no bearing on anybody's opinion, only their skin tone. I guess we haven't gotten past our "racism" after all.

But, it isn't about "race"(as they like to call it), only those who do not understand ideology and politics worry about a person's skin color.

I don't look at Obama and think "black", I think about his ideology and politics.

I don't look at Bush and think "white", I think about his ideology and politics.

But, I still don't know what to do with this one:

Strange world.

In Defense of O'Bama: Facing the Music

Exhibit "A":

Don't worry, I haven't turned-coat.

Never even suspect that you will find anything nice, supportive, or truly defensive of Obama and his Socialist agenda on or near this blog any time soon.

However, I must speak out on one issue.

The above photo has been used to demonize Obama; even I have pointed to it in the past to show his anti-American sentiments. But, that was before I saw, and heard, the video.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands over your ears for a slaughtering of the national anthem.

I submit to you Exhibit "B":


Honestly, if I were to stand by and listen to such a hideous rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner, I wouldn't put my hand over my heart either.

I would be more inclined to put my hand over my stomach.

(NOTICE: This post is mostly tongue-in-cheek. The author is nowhere near to supporting Obama or defending his Socialist agenda. The author is an American and is very much opposed to Socialism in any form. The author was born in America, speaks American, and has been known to cling to his guns and his faith. The author knows that some knuckle-heads out there actually like Socialism, and they voted for Obama. The author doesn't hate these people; rather, he wishes for them to live to be very, very old so they can fully reap what they have sown. The author also dislikes McCain, so don't think he isn't fair and balanced. The author also takes pleasure in calling the new President "O'Bama", because he likes to make fun of his name, though it is true that Obama does have Irish roots. The Emerald Isle isn't pleased.)

While We Were Sleeping...

...a wee spike-buck made it's way into our yard, and it destroyed that little tree's brother (out of view).

The date stamp is incorrect, so we're going to have to fix it.

"Get me me pipe!"

Yes, those were the famous words that forever enshrined Grandma Margaret into the family history book. (She was Irish, hence the excessive use of "me".)


She was one of many pioneers of Kansas, and one of the very first settlers of Abilene. At one time, her picture hung in a museum there; we went to see it once, but they'd taken it down. (Go figure.)

And so, in honor of Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandmother Margaret, I shall temporarily change my current profile picture from the statue of a minuteman to a photo of Grandma Margie.

Enjoy!