Monday, June 07, 2010

Mustafa Abu al-Yazid Killed... Again!

They've killed al-Qaeda's Number 3 again.

Well, actually he is Number 8 Number 3; alphabetically speaking, Abu Faraj al-Libbi, Abu Hamza Rabia, Abu Laith al-Libi, Abu Saeed al-Masri, Abu Yahya al-Libi, Saif al-Adel, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, and Mohammed Sheikh Mohammed come before him in the list of people claimed to be Number 3 in al-Qaeda, and Abu Zubaida comes in at 9.

These terrorists - I mean really! We kill'em and kill'em and kill'em, and they just keep coming back. Oh, sure, we've captured them and they come back before, but it's the dead ones that are the most... troublesome.

I think it's time for another oldie-but-goodie poll. Last year's was a hit. Why not again?

Submit your suggestions for the best fake Muslim name in the comments section, and the poll will begin on the 13th of June, ending on the 19th. You don't win anything, and it's open ballot, so be bold.

Mine:

Abidi-Abidi-Abidi Atz al-Fohqs

al-Ghor

Barack Hussein Obama (Real Muslim name, sorry.)

Khomtu Jamaekhaman

Baezb al-Bin Bedi-Bedi Gutumi

4 comments:

CarolineNot said...

Could these just be numbers 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 getting moved into the #3 spot, each time another 3 is expunged? In that case, all would do well -- and it would be Biblically sound -- to go to the back of the line and stay there. What price, glorifying Self.

The Warrior said...

I don't get the first and last one...the other two are hilarious...and the lined out one is wonderful. :-D

But...if I have to vote for a fake one and not the REAL one (:-P), I gotta go with Khomtu Jamaekhaman. Love it!

Son III said...

Thank you, Warrior/Batman! :p The vote hasn't started, though.

I wondered if some of them were a stretch, and I guess they were...

For the first one, think Porky Pig.

For the second, http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AteemXr0en8C8kOhz6ILSDUjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090625093327AAxvMIz

The Warrior said...

Ha! OK, that was just far too funny. :-D Porky Pig is epic hilarious....

LOL, and you recognize my avatar?

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