Thursday, April 23, 2009

Abu Omar al-Baghdadi Captured... Again!

(Or, "A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to the Mosque")

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out how to introduce this one.

“Abu Omar al-Baghdadi was arrested today in Baghdad.” ~Major General Qasim Atta (I hope General Qasim Atta is in the Iraqi military.)

The only problem with the above quote, told to AFP today, is that they've kind of captured the guy before. And they killed him two years ago.

To quote Andy Griffith, "Folks jes' don't come back after they's gone, it jes' ain't decent!"

Oh yeah, the U.S. military then said he never actually existed.

Color me overly suspicious, but I think there's a polecat in the henhouse.

I'm going to take this opportunity to open the comments up for best fake Muslim names.

My suggestions:

Baruq Quaqbar al-Puffdadi

Nomar Goat-Formi Iemfull

Qari al-Qlipbord

Iceqreem al-Amode

Al-Sgotta Sqar-On Hiz-Owi

Qrawdad al-Aqart

Falzof Hiz-Qamel al-Lot


Mike said...

Great postSon3!

Muhammed Ben Noti

Ieid Noswine

Iem Inssain

Messed'em al-Gin Dangit


Son3 said...

Thank you, Mike!

Watch for the poll!

(I like your first one the best!)

Elm said...

I wish my mortgage company was run by the military. Then, when I stop making my payments, they would declare that I never actually existed. J/K!

Nomar Goat-Formi IemfullThat one was my favorite.

Dr. Paleo Ph.D. said...

Hilarity, friend, hilarity!

Dr. Paleo Ph.D. said...

I'll steal from Jay Leno:

Mahmoud Imanutjob.

Son3 said...

Thank you, Doctor!

I'll add it to the poll!

(Leno won't mind.)


Son3 said...

Thank you, Elm!

They might act like you've never existed; then again, they might make you drop down and give 'em twenty.

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