Monday, July 21, 2008

U.S. Flag Revision

Barack Hussein Obama, presumptive Socialist-Swine Party nominee, has released his revised edition of the U.S. Flag. It is to be called: "Stars and Stripes We Can Believe In".


The flag sports sixty stars, the same number Barack alluded to in May of this year.

He said, "...it is just wonderful to be back in Oregon, and over the last fifteen months we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in fifty seven states, with, I think, one more to go. Alaska and Hawai'i, I was not allowed to go to, even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."

Well, that makes sixty, alright!

"For the first time, I'm truly proud of my flag."

[NOTE: Obama obviously made a slip of the tongue and knows that there are only fifty states, but in the interests of making fun, I created this flag; credit should go where credit is due.]

1 comment:

Son3 said...

“Tonight, I speak to you not as a candidate for President, but as a citizen — a proud citizen of the United States, and a fellow citizen of the world.” ~Obama

*Que Socialist Music*

“Yes, there have been differences between America and Europe,” Obama said. “No doubt, there will be differences in the future. But the burdens of global citizenship continue to bind us together.

A change of leadership in Washington will not lift this burden. In this new century, Americans and Europeans alike will be required to do more — not less. Partnership and cooperation among nations is not a choice; it is the one way, the only way, to protect our common security and advance our common humanity.”


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