Thursday, February 19, 2009

I Don't Think She's In Kansas Anymore

Kathleen Sebelius, the Tyrant of Topeka; the Fürhrer of the Flatlands; the Sunflower Stalin; the woman who puts the "Wich" in Wichita has been appointed by BO to health secretary.

"Go, Pilgrim, and declare it from the gently rolling Flint Hills to the snowcapped Rocky Mountains, from the softly flowing Neosho to the raging Missouri; shout it from the summit of Mt. Sunflower, 'Sebelius is leaving Kansas!'"

Yes, Kansas' little Pookie has now been chosen by the Big O to be health secretary.

Did I mention she's for abortion?

Pro-murder, and anti-gun. Yeah... great health secretary. May God Save America.

Perhaps Kansas will get a semi-sane governor. Then again, perhaps we can rent out our ocean-front property on the east coast of Kansas.

Takers, anyone?
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4 comments:

Mike said...

Perhaps we can rent out our ocean-front property on the east coast of Kansas to one of my readers.

I'll trade you for my ocean front property in AZ. ;)

God Bless,
~Mike

February 20, 2009 9:18 AM
Dylan John Callahan said...

Aw, you can't fool me, AZ doesn't have an ocean!

It's technically called a "sea".
Everyone knows that!

JK! ;P

February 20, 2009 12:46 PM
Anonymous said...

We are in big trouble.

February 21, 2009 12:23 PM
Dylan John Callahan said...

Got that right, FD!

February 23, 2009 10:58 AM

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