Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Claustrophobia

Is Santa Claus an Illegal Immigrant? Let’s review the subject.


First of all, the man officially is a resident at Santa Claus Village, Finland, but for those in Canada, his address is simply “North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada”, which would put him somewhere in Montreal.


Anyway, can he simply ride his flying sled into U.S. Airspace without repercussion of some sort?

No one inspects his luggage as he crosses the Canadian border, no one asks for ID, he could be Kris al-Kringle Nickbar al-Sinterclaus for all we know! If it were up to me, he'd be sitting in a tent in the Southwest eating green bologna right now.

I say we make a choice, either give him diplomatic immunity or deport him.

And, PeTA should have him investigated for animal cruelty, as he whips his caribou, and I don’t think it’s legal to own a caribou.

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Next, is Santa Pontiff apparent?

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